$CRIME

Introducing $CRIME Coin

The Official Memecoin for a New Era of Satire.... Because Apparently, Anything Can Be a Coin Now

CA: EausnkHQgVqrghqTqabPpDjC6xQKPGh1kx8Eddsvpump
pump.fun: https://pump.fun/coin/EausnkHQgVqrghqTqabPpDjC6xQKPGh1kx8Eddsvpump

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What's $CRIME?

^{Oh, you thought $TRUMP coin was the most ridiculous thing you’d see in crypto? Bless your heart. Welcome to $CRIME. It’s the memecoin that’s here to take everything absurd about the crypto world and just… turn it up a notch. We know, we know—you’re already skeptical. Good. You should be.}And hey, because we’re not completely evil, we’ve made it a fair launch token on pump.fun.No insider shenanigans here. Just pure, uncut absurdity.

Why $CRIME?

^{#1. A Hilarious Rip-Off of $TRUMP Coin: Yeah, remember when that whole “Trump coin” thing happened? Well, we thought, “What if we made it even dumber?” And so, here we are, with $CRIME. It’s all the silliness with a side of “are we seriously doing this?”}#2. It’s All About the Fun: We’re not pretending $CRIME is an investment opportunity. It’s a joke. It’s for people who get the punchline of the political and crypto worlds colliding.#3. Join the Circus: Oh, you want to be part of the fun? Well, buckle up. Join a community that has absolutely no idea what’s going on but is here for a good time.

Why $CRIME?

^{#1. A Hilarious Rip-Off of $TRUMP Coin: Yeah, remember when that whole “Trump coin” thing happened? Well, we thought, “What if we made it even dumber?” And so, here we are, with $CRIME. It’s all the silliness with a side of “are we seriously doing this?”}#2. It’s All About the Fun: We’re not pretending $CRIME is an investment opportunity. It’s a joke. It’s for people who get the punchline of the political and crypto worlds colliding.#3. Join the Circus: Oh, you want to be part of the fun? Well, buckle up. Join a community that has absolutely no idea what’s going on but is here for a good time.

$CRIME Tokenomics:

^{1 Billion Tokens (Because Why Not?): We figured if we’re gonna do this, we might as well go big. Just like $TRUMP, $CRIME has 1 billion tokens. What can you even do with 1 billion of anything? Who knows? But hey, we’re here for it.}Memes > Logic: No, we’re not going to talk about market trends or fundamentals. You’re here for the memes, and honestly, that’s all $CRIME has going for it. It’s just pure, uncut internet humor. You’re welcome.Fair Launch on pump.fun: We’re not like those other coins. There’s no insider nonsense, no “pre-mined” mess. $CRIME is a fair launch token. Just you, the community, and a whole lot of chaos. No funny business.

Helpful $CRIME links (will be updated after launch):

• DEX Screener Chart (Coming Soon):
• SolScan (Coming Soon)
• $CRIME vs $TRUMP Chart (Coming Soon)

DISCLOSURE:$CRIME is a satirical memecoin created purely for entertainment and humor. It is not an investment, financial asset, or financial product of any kind. By acquiring or trading $CRIME, you acknowledge that it is a speculative and non-serious project, and you agree that you are participating at your own risk. You should not rely on $CRIME for any form of financial planning, and we are not responsible for any losses or damages that result from your involvement. $CRIME is in no way affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Donald Trump, his campaign, or any of his businesses. The $CRIME project was created as a satirical response to the launch of the $TRUMP token, and any similarities in name, design, or concept are purely coincidental and for comedic purposes only. We do not claim to represent or be supported by Donald Trump or any entities associated with him. We do not take any responsibility for the creation, launch, management, or financial outcomes of the $TRUMP coin or any other projects associated with Donald Trump. Participation in $TRUMP or any other crypto projects related to Donald Trump is entirely at your own discretion and risk. $CRIME holds no liability for any financial outcomes resulting from $TRUMP or its related ventures. $CRIME is a fair launch token with no pre-mined coins, insider allocations, or special privileges. The project is intended purely as a memecoin for fun and community engagement. Any trading of $CRIME is done at your own discretion, and we take no responsibility for any financial or speculative actions you undertake with the token. Do your own research (DYOR) before participating in any cryptocurrency activity. This website, its content, and the $CRIME project are not to be interpreted as financial, investment, or legal advice. We strongly advise you to seek professional guidance from a certified financial advisor or legal professional before making any financial decisions, whether related to $CRIME or any other cryptocurrency project. Cryptocurrencies, including $CRIME, are highly speculative and volatile. There are risks of financial loss, including but not limited to loss of principal, market volatility, and hacking incidents. By participating in the $CRIME project, you acknowledge and accept these risks and agree that you are solely responsible for any actions or consequences related to your involvement. By continuing to engage with $CRIME, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agreed to these disclaimers and accept all risks involved with participating in the $CRIME project.

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